My hilarious attempt to be funny (for a change)
Away from my usual articles on anorexia, I wrote some stand-up comedy which I 'performed' in front of my family last Sunday. I was going to ignore it, but I thought I'd publish it in case someone finds it slightly amusing! And the winner for the worst comedy goes to... It's Mother's Day today. A big shout out to all the mums. Mother's Day is the one day a year where my mum can tell me in no uncertain terms just how difficult it was giving birth to me, not to mention how much of a problem child I was and how I'm responsible for everything from stretch marks to wrinkles to chronic stress. It's like a different version of white privilege. Society is telling me that I should feel guilty for being white, and today I'll have my mum telling me I should feel guilty for being born. Then there's my anniversary where my wife tells me how lucky I am to be married to her. To be honest, the only reason I'm married now is because I was preparing for a Blac...